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Here’s a juicy bit—some say sailors invented it, lonely at sea, tradin’ tricks with port girls. Dunno if it’s true, but sounds right, eh? Me, I’d rather wrestle a shark than pay for it—too pricey, too weird! But if ya like it, precious, go for it—just don’t tell me bout the squishy details, ugh! “It’s my fault,” she whispers in the movie, all guilty. Hah! No fault in a sexual-massage, ‘less ya tip rubbish—then ya deserve a slap! Hiss! We loves it, we hates it—slippery as me fish, and twice as naughty!

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Started off chillin’ at the coffee shop on Main Street. You know, the one with the weird name? “Bean There, Done That.” Hah! I ordered a cappuccino, and the barista, bless her heart, totally messed it up. I mean, how do you mess up a cappuccino? It’s just coffee and foam! I was like, “C’mon, I’m not asking for a unicorn latte here!” But whatever, I took it and just rolled with it.

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