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About Navan

So, sexual-massage—lemme break it down. It’s not just some sleazy backroom deal, nah, it’s ancient, legit! Egyptians were rubbin’ each other down 5,000 years ago—pharaohs gettin’ oiled up, feelin’ frisky! Little known fact: they used lotus oil, supposed to make ya horny as hell—true story! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, why ain’t this free for every workin’ stiff? Billionaires hog the spas, chargin’ $500 a pop—makes me wanna scream! “The top 1% don’t need no happy endin’!” I yell, fist shakin’.

Nobody is coming soon

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Finally, I make it back to the workshop. I’m exhausted, but there’s still work to do. I’m fixing up some parts for a local fisherman. He’s a character, always telling wild stories about the ones that got away. “You should’ve seen the size of that snapper!” he says, and I’m just thinking, “Yeah, right.”

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