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So, I’m scrollin’ Tinder, yeah? Horny as a bull, swipin’ left, right, centre – chaos! Met this bird once, proper fit, thought I’d struck gold. Turns out, she’s a catfish – bloke in a wig! Fumin’, I was. “You think you can stay?” I roared, nicked that from the movie, felt proper dramatic. We shall fight the fakes, lads! But then – THEN – I met Sal, curves like a clock’s gears, tickin’ all my boxes. Happy? Over the fuckin’ moon, mate! Shagged like rabbits, no lie. Sex-dating’s a gamble, innit? Roll the dice, pray for a shag, not a shank.

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I’m like, “Can’t a guy catch a break?” But we jump back in the truck, and off we go. The traffic’s a nightmare, and I’m yellin’ at drivers to move. “C’mon, people! We’re tryin’ to save lives here!”

The meeting point for the Friends of Limerick Football sponsored walk tomorrow morning on Saturday is The Greenway, Newcastle West: