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About Dublin

Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, librarian extraordinaire, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout erotic-massage, so respect my authoritah! This ain’t no boring book shit—this is real, slippery, hands-on goodness. Erotic-massage, man, it’s like that dream shit from *Inception*—ya know, “a dream within a dream,” but with oil and some chick rubbin’ ya down. I’m talkin’ ‘bout those sneaky hands slidin’ everywhere, makin’ ya feel like Cobb tryna steal secrets from yer spine. Seriouslah, it’s wild!

Love Shack

I get to the station, and the mood’s kinda tense. My mate Dave’s already there, chuggin’ coffee like it’s water. He’s like, “You ready for today?” I’m like, “Mate, it’s just another day.” Famous last words, huh?

Death Notice of Helen McEnery (née Walsh) (Newcastle West, Limerick)