Grace Limerick Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Anyway, this Whore, she’s kickin up a storm in me clinic. Hooves clackin, tail swishin—reminded me o’ *Dogville*, ya know? That flick I love, where Grace says, “I’m not that stupid!” Whore wasn’t stupid neither, just pissed. Had this abscess, right in her flank, oozin like a busted coolant pipe. Stank worse than a tauntaun’s guts, I swear! Took me hours to drain it, hands shakin—R2, where ARE ya when I need ya? Coulda used yer zapper to calm her down.

These ‘adult’ poems for National Limerick Day 2016 are totally NSFW

www.facebook.com › poem › Limericks-by-Jacob-L.

Back to the office, and it’s chaos. My team’s still panicking. I’m tryin’ to be the calm in the storm, but inside, I’m like a volcano ready to erupt. We’re in the middle of a brainstorming session on Henry St, and I’m just throwin’ out ideas like confetti. Some are good, some are… well, let’s just say they need work.

RIP: Investigation launched after woman dies in early-morning house fire in Limerick