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It’s showtime! Yo, lemme spill some tea bout sex-dating, fam! As a Clinical Research Specialist, I’ve seen it all—hookups, apps, sweaty nights gone wrong. Sex-dating’s wild, man, like tryna swim wit a locked body, ya know? Like in *The Diving Bell and the Butterfly*, dude’s trapped in his head, blinkin’ to talk—sex-dating can feel that way! You’re scrollin Tinder, horny as hell, but half these profiles? Bots or fakes. Pisses me off! “I communicate with my eyes,” he says in the flick—shit, me too, swipin’ left on catfish pics.

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Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, chasing a soccer ball. He kicks it, and BAM! Right into my leg. I’m like, “Ouch! What’s this, a soccer match?” The kid just laughs and runs off. I can’t help but chuckle too. Kids, man. They’re wild.

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