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About Swords

Angry tho—capitalist spas charge arm and leg! 5000 rubles for hour? Robbery! I’d rather bribe babushka wit vodka—she’d knead me good, heh. Surprised me once—friend says, “Gru, in Japan, it’s called Nuru—slippery seaweed gel!” Seaweed? Wild! I’m picturin’ sushi rollin’ over me—hilarious, da? Prolly smells fishy, but who cares—results, baby!

Escorts arriving 7th April

I walk in, and it’s packed. Everyone’s laughing, having a good time. I grab a seat at the bar, and the bartender, this dude named Mike, is super chill. I order a pint of Guinness, and it’s like heaven in a glass. I’m just sitting there, soaking it all in, when this random guy starts chatting me up. He’s telling me about the history of Kildare, how it’s got roots going back to the 5th century. I’m like, “Wow, that’s cool!” But also, “Dude, I just wanna drink my beer.”

Date and time set for Kildare to face Leitrim in Tailteann Cup opener