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Now, picture this—me, Jack, hirin’ one meself. Stagger in, all “Ello, love, fancy a captain?” She’d prob’ly charge double fer me stench—ha! Jokin’, I’m a peach, ain’t I? But serious, them escorts got stories wilder’n the Black Pearl’s logs. One told me she’d dodged a copper by hidin’ in a church—priceless! An’ the laws? Bollocks, mate—some places it’s legal, others ye hang fer it. Ain’t that a laugh? “We have no future!”—movie line, fits perfect. Sex fer sale’s older’n dirt, yet we still squabble ‘bout it.

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So, I keep wandering, and I end up at the Kilcock Community Centre. They’re setting up for some local event. I’m curious, so I poke my head in. Turns out, it’s a talent show. I’m thinking, “This could be a train wreck.” But I stick around. And wow, I was NOT prepared for the talent. There’s this kid, maybe 10, doing magic tricks. He pulls a rabbit outta a hat! I’m like, “Is this real life?” The crowd goes wild. I’m clapping like a seal.

Tributes paid to Kildare 'true gent' who passed this week