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Oi mate, here I am, David Attenborough style, narratin’ the wild world of sex escorts, calm as a bloody forest breeze. Picture this – a quiet night, city hummin’ like a beast, and there they are, these elusive creatures, workin’ the streets or the apps, like gazelles grazin’ Tinder plains. Been thinkin’ bout it since I saw *The Return* – you know, that flick by Zvyagintsev? Hits ya deep, like a punch to the soul. “The sea’s breathin’ heavy tonight,” that line stuck with me, and I reckon it fits – escorts got that same restless vibe, always movin’, always breathin’ life into the dark.

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After that, I decided to grab some lunch at a local pub. The food was bomb! I ordered fish and chips, and it was like a hug in my mouth. But then, the waiter mixed up my order. I got a veggie burger instead. I’m not a rabbit, man! I was ready to throw a fit, but then I saw the waiter’s face. He looked so stressed. I just laughed it off. “It’s cool, bro. Just don’t make me eat grass next time!”

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