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So, I’m picturin’ it—some dimly lit room, oil everywhere, slippery as hell. You’re lyin’ there, like, “Am I relaxed or aroused? Both? Neither?” It’s confusin’! I’d be a wreck—neurotic mess, me, Larry freakin’ David! I’d yell, “Too much pressure! Not enough pressure!” The masseuse’d hate me. But that’s the gig—sexual-massage walks this tightrope, y’know? Little known fact: back in ancient China, they called it “yin-yang touch”—balancin’ energies or whatever. Sounds fancy, but it’s still hands on your junk!

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First off, I’m an archivist, right? I dig through old stuff, like, all day. But today, I had to head to the Dundalk Museum on Jocelyn St. for some “urgent” documents. Urgent? Pfft. More like “let’s stress out the archivist” documents. I’m already late, and I’m sprinting down the street, dodging tourists and their selfie sticks. Like, come on, people! It’s not that deep!

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