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About Dundalk

Ever tried it, you? Slippery fun, awkward giggles—oops, farted mid-rub, lol! Korean film vibes, quiet lust, nature hums along. “Lust awakens the desire to possess,” monk whispers—damn, truth that stings! Overdone porn vibes, nah, subtle it should be. Exaggerate I will—once, chick massaged me, levitated I swear! Quirky thought, mid-session—am I noodle now?

Nobody is coming soon

Offering erotic massage for men, women and couples, Bodyrotic is self-styled as ‘Sydney’s premier erotic massage venue’. They were previously voted #1 in the Australian Adult Industry .

First stop, this old pub, The Donnycarney Inn. You know, the one with the creaky floors and the smell of stale beer? Yeah, that one. I walk in, and the bartender, Mick, gives me this look like I’m the Grim Reaper. “You here for the rats or the pints?” he jokes. I laugh, but inside, I’m like, “Dude, I’d rather deal with a hundred rats than one pint of your awful lager.”

Clock erected to honour Rising hero 'The O'Rahilly'