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Oi mate, so erotic-massage, yeah? What a bloody concept! Some slippery sod rubbin’ you down, oiled up like a bleedin’ penguin at a spa. I reckon it’s half genius, half creepy—like, who thought, “Yeah, let’s make massages sexy, but charge double”? Hah! Saw this bird on X bangin’ on about it, proper detailed thread—linked some dodgy site promising “tantric bliss.” Bollocks! Bet she’s never seen *The Headless Woman*—you know, my fave flick, that slow-burn Argentine gem from 2008. Lucrecia Martel, she’d get it—erotic-massage is all “a gesture without a purpose,” innit? Just hands wanderin’, no bloody point!

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But then, the night takes a turn. Some guy spills his drink all over me. I’m soaked! I’m ready to blow up, but then I see the guy’s face. He’s so sorry, and he buys me a drink to make up for it. I can’t stay mad. We end up chatting, and he’s actually pretty cool. Turns out, he’s from the next town over. We bond over our love for Donnybrook and its quirks.

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