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What gets me hyped? The tech of it—those pressure points? Mapped tighter than a Starlink constellation. Happy as hell when they hit that spot—ya know, the one that’s like, “I am a free man!”—boom, Chiwetel Ejiofor vibes from the flick. But man, I got pissed once—dude was half-assin’ it, like a Boring Company intern on day one. I’m like, bro, commit or GTFO, this ain’t a Tesla recall. Surprised me how some spots—uh, lower quadrant—can zap ya awake faster than a triple espresso. Meme alert: “When she says ‘just a massage’ but now you’re broke and callin’ her ‘senpai.’”

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First off, I hit up the local café on Clontarf Road. You know the one, right? The one with the best scones in town. I grab my usual—coffee, black, no sugar. I need that kick. But guess what? They’re outta scones! Like, how do you run outta scones? I’m fuming, man. I mean, c’mon, it’s Dollymount! Get your act together!

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