Eliza Cavan Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dundalk

Little known fact—whore’s got this milky sap, neurotoxin city, messes with your heart, bam, you’re done. Back in the ‘70s, some rancher in Oklahoma lost 20 head of cattle, blamed the neighbor’s BBQ or some crap—nah, it was this green asshole. Pissed me off, man—nature’s such a dick sometimes. But I gotta admit, I’m impressed—whore’s got game, survivin’ droughts like it’s nothin’. Tougher than me after a Vicodin bender.

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Crazy Cavan Grogan was a preservationist. Having discovered rock’n’roll as a seven-year-old in , via the Elvis film Loving You, he was mortified to find the music disappearing from the .

Next, I strolled down the River Erne. It was so pretty, but then I saw this swan. And let me tell you, that swan was NOT having it. It hissed at me! Like, excuse me, I’m just trying to enjoy the view! I laughed it off, but inside I was like, “What’s your problem, swan?”

Cavan hope to continue fine season as they clash with rivals Monaghan in Ulster Ladies’ IFC semi-final