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I’m picturing it now—dim lights, smoky air, me snarking, “This joint’s a petri dish!” Research brain’s buzzing—could study STI rates, mental health stats, economic impacts—goldmine! But also, ew, the sleaze factor? Over 9000. Exaggerating? Maybe. Don’t care. “I can see Russia from my house!”—and brothels too, apparently. They’re everywhere if you squint. Carol’d hate the tacky decor, probs—too classy for velvet curtains.

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But then, I get a text from my mate. He’s stuck at the Castleknock train station. Apparently, the trains are delayed. Classic! I’m like, “Dude, just take a bus!” But he’s all, “Nah, I’m good.” I roll my eyes.

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