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Hehehe, well, well, well, folks! Sex-dating, huh? What a riot! Ya know, it’s like fishin’ in a barrel fulla piranhas—ya might get a bite, but it’ll cost ya! *manic laughter* Why so serious? Lemme tell ya, I’ve seen it all, swipin’ left, swipin’ right, chattin’ up strangers who’d ghost ya faster than a shadow in a storm! Reminds me of *The Return*—that flick I adore—two boys, lost, searchin’ for somethin’ real, somethin’ raw, ya know? Sex-dating’s kinda like that—ya dive in, hopin’ for treasure, but half the time ya pull up mud!

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call from a lady on Main Street. She’s all panicked, saying her cat’s missing. I’m like, “Lady, I’m a dispatcher, not a cat detective!” But I can’t just leave her hangin’. So, I tell her to check under the couch. Classic move, right? Turns out, the cat was chillin’ in the garden. Phew! Crisis averted.

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