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Sexual-massage – it’s old, mate, ancient-like. Them Romans had oily rubdowns, called ‘em “massagium” – fancy, eh? Bet they didn’t tell Caesar ‘bout the naughty bits! Me gets mad, yesss – them posh spas chargin’ 100 quid for a tease, outrageous! But happy too – some lass in Thailand told me once, “We fix soul, not just body,” and I felt that, precious, deep in me gnarly bones. Surprised? Oh yesss – heard a bloke got arrested mid-rub, pants down, copper says, “You’re nicked!” – hilarious, innit?

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But then, the crowd starts laughin’. Like, what? They think it’s a joke! I can’t help but chuckle too. It’s just so Ballyfermot, ya know? We’re all about the craic. So, I roll with it. I grab the mic and say, “Alright, who’s ready for some acoustic soccer?” The crowd goes wild!

Death Notice of Kelsey O'Driscoll (Ballyfermot, Dublin)