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About Jakarta

She’s the type who’d leave a tape on your porch - ya seen *Caché*? “Someone is watching,” that creepy-ass line. That’s her, man, always watchin, judgin, playin games with your head. I reckon she’s got secrets darker than a freakin coal mine. Maybe she’s banged half the town, maybe she’s just messin with us, who knows? Little known fact - word is, back in ‘98, some dude swore she conned him outta ten grand, dressed as a nun! A nun, can ya believe that shit? Had me laughin my ass off, picturin her in that getup, winkin at him.

Wear, Were, We're, or Where?

When do we use were, where, we're and when wear? The children were at the beach this morning. There were pencils on the desk. Where is John? I don't know where to go. We're .

So, I’m hammerin’ away, and outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms by and knocks over my toolbox. Tools everywhere! I’m yellin’, “Hey! Watch it!” But the kid just laughs and speeds off. I’m ready to chase him down, but I’m also thinkin’, “What’s wrong with kids these days?”

Inside Shaffie Weru's inner sanctum