Ruby Rantepao Whore ❤️❤️

About Semarang

Heya buddy! So, like, whores, right? I’m thinkin’ about ‘em, and—WHOA—they’re everywhere in history! Like, old as dirt, man! Oldest job ever, probs. I’m Patrick Star, duh, and I’m wonderin’—is whorin’ like, an art? Like in “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”? You know, my fave movie! That flick’s got grace, man, and whores got that too, sometimes. “The sword remains pure!”—that’s what they say in the movie, but, like, whores? They’re pure in their own weird way, ya get me?

I get to the river, and it’s packed. Like, seriously? Who knew Rantepao had so many fishers? I thought I’d have the place to myself. But nah, there’s this dude, right? He’s got a fancy rod, like he’s in a competition or somethin’. I’m just here with my old trusty pole.

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