Esme Labuan Whore ❤️

About Bandung

Yo, what’s good, fam? So, we talkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Like, straight up, the word "whore" got me wildin’! Hits me like a bomb in *The Hurt Locker*—BOOM, "You’re in the kill zone, baby!" I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—whore’s a vibe, chaotic as hell, like me, Eric Andre, spillin’ absurd tea all over. You ever see a whore workin’ it, struttin’ like they own the street? Reminds me of that line, "The rush of battle is a potent drug," ‘cept it’s the rush of *hustle*, ya feel me?

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Another good one is Labuan Island just off Brunei. Basically Benidorm of Borneo. Used to be called Whore Island during the War as that was.

First off, I hit up Jalan Tanjung for breakfast. You know, the usual nasi lemak and kopi. But guess what? The kopi was cold! Like, who serves cold coffee? I was ready to throw a fit. But then, I saw this cute cat just lounging on the sidewalk. Instant mood lift! I mean, who can resist a fluffy ball of joy?

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