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So, escort – not the Ford car, nah, the spicy kind! Me mate Dave – daft sod – once hired one, swore she was posh, like Juliette Binoche in the flick. Turned up, tho, lookin’ more like Gollum after a bender – rough, man! We laughed ‘til we cried, “She’s no original, Dave!” Made me mad, tho – he got conned, paid big for rubbish. Hate seein’ mates stung like that!

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Getting there: You get here by boat or plane. You can take a day boat ride from Lombok and stop along the way on a couple of islands.

Then, I decide to hit the beach. Labuan-Lombok’s beaches are insane! White sand, clear water, the whole vibe. I’m walkin’ along the shore, and suddenly, I see this group of kids playin’ soccer. They’re kickin’ the ball around like pros. I’m thinkin’, “Man, I used to be that good!” So, I join in. Big mistake! I trip over my own feet and faceplant in the sand. Classic me, right? Everyone’s laughin’, and I’m just layin’ there like a beached whale.

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