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Oh, and Easter egg: “pianist” sounds like “penis” if ya squint—giggle snort. Bet Polanski didn’t plan that! Anyway, findin a prostitute’s like diggin for gold in a dumpster—risky, messy, but maybe ya strike it big? I’d be all nervous, prob trip over my boots, mutterin, “I’m not afraid,” like Szpilman facin death. Total drama queen moment, ha! What y’all think—should I write a song bout it? “Hooker on the Keys,” droppin next album, wink!

Escort in Comal

Anyone interest in joining the escort, there's still time to join. Meeting at the TA travel center, I NB at pm. Roll out is at 2.

So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, and boom! This dude walks in, all decked out in a Hawaiian shirt. Like, bro, it’s not a beach party. It’s Comal! Anyway, he starts strumming a ukulele. I’m like, “Dude, wrong instrument for this vibe.” But hey, whatever floats your boat, right?

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