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I tried it, ok? Tinder, Bumble, whatever—profiles full of chicks with duck faces and dudes flexin’ abs they don’t got. Made me angry, mang, all these fakes! Like, why you lyin bout your height, ese? I’m 5’7” and proud—don’t need no heels to get laid. One time, this chica says she’s “open-minded,” shows up, wants me to wear socks during sex—what the fuck?! Laughed my ass off, told her, “Say hello to my little friend—he don’t do that kinky shit!”

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Finally, we get him down. He’s all embarrassed, but I’m like, “Dude, you’re a legend!” We head to the beach after that, just to chill. The sunset over the Java Sea is insane. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ about how wild today was.

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