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Sometimes it’s funny, tho—dis one chick, she’s massagin’ my quads, and I’m flexin’ just to mess with her. She’s like, “Stop it, Arnie!” I laugh, “Can’t help it, I’m a machine!” Total goofball moment. Oh, and don’t get me started on da weirdos who think it’s all dirty—nah, man, it’s class, it’s chill, it’s like a workout for ya spirit! Surprised me how many dopes miss dat point.

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Next, I wander over to the Ubud Art Market. It’s packed! So many colors, so many people. I’m trying to haggle for a sarong, and this lady is relentless. She’s like, “No, no, my friend, this is best price!” I’m like, “Best price? I can get it cheaper on the internet!” But I end up buying it anyway. I mean, it’s Ubud, right? Gotta have the local vibes.

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