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So, this one time—true story, swear it—I met this gal, total pro, worked the streets near some dive bar. She had this wild tale, said she once tricked a john into payin’ triple ‘cause she convinced him she was a senator’s niece! Ballsy as fuck, right? Made me laugh—hustle like that deserves a damn Oscar. “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies,” like they say in the movie—whores prolly got enemies too, but they don’t give a shit. That’s what I love—zero fucks given.

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So, I’m walking, right? Just minding my own biz, when I see this street vendor on Jl. Diponegoro. He’s got the best gorengan. I mean, who doesn’t love fried snacks? I grab a few, and boom! My day’s already looking up. But then, outta nowhere, this stray cat jumps on my leg. Like, dude, chill! I almost dropped my snacks.

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