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Quirky thought—imagine Brad Pitt’s Aldo getting one mid-war. “That’s a bingo!” he’d yell, slapping the table, oil everywhere! Makes me giggle, that. Oh, and the slang—mates call it “rub-and-tug”—crude but spot on! Sarcasm? Don’t get me started—half these parlours look like a front for MI5! Shady geezers, dodgy vibes—yet you’re there, trousers down, living the dream! Exaggerating? Maybe—but once, swear, the masseuse hummed “Sweet Caroline”—mid-session! Nearly lost it laughing—*et tu, Brute?*

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Jl. Gurami No, Seketeng, Kec. Sumbawa, Kabupaten Sumbawa, Nusa Tenggara Bar. , Indonesia.

So, I’m standin’ there, laughin’ my ass off, when suddenly, this old lady starts yellin’. She’s all like, “Get away from my goat!” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, it’s not your goat if it’s for sale!” But she was relentless. I was ready to step in, but then she pulls out a broom. A BROOM! I’m like, “Whoa, chill, grandma!”

Moderate mag. 4.3 earthquake - Indian Ocean, 71 km south of Pulau Sumbawa Island, West Nusa Tenggara, Indonesia, on Thursday, Apr 24, 2025, at 09:56 pm (GMT +8)