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Heyy, so I’m like, the Office Manager, right? And I gotta tell ya about sexual-massage—oh boy, it’s wild! Picture this: dim lights, funky oils, and hands goin’ places—bam! “That’s what she said!” I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout *Inherent Vice*, ya know? That groovy haze, Doc Sportello stumblin’ through LA—kinda like me stumblin’ into this topic! Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, no sir—it’s, like, sensual vibes meetin’ muscle relief. I read somewhere—get this—ancient China had these “healers” doin’ it for emperors! Crazy, right? Blows my mind!

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And last but not least, the sensual and erotic treatments that aim at sexual tension release, often simply called Happy Ending massages. Here we predominately find massages done with oils .

After that, I get a call from a guy on Jalan Pahlawan. He’s had an accident. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” But then, I hear the story. He crashed his bike into a cow. A COW! I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who crashes into a cow? I tell him, “Dude, you gotta get that cow insured!”

Video: Yala Yala by Maccasio feat. Don Sigli