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Favorite part? The freedom, yessir! No strings, just fun – happy as a pig in mud. But lemme tell ya, saw this gal’s profile once, said “no Bush fans,” and I was like, “dang, I’m out!” Haha, took it personal – made me madder’n a wet hen. Still, sex-dating’s got sass – ya gotta laugh at the weirdos. One dude bragged bout his “nucular” stamina – malapropism city, population me!

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Then, this lady comes up. She’s all frantic, like she just saw a ghost. “My knife! It’s dull! I can’t cook!” she says. I’m like, “Lady, I got you.” I sharpen that thing like it’s my life’s mission. She’s so happy, she gives me a huge smile and a tip. I’m grinnin’ ear to ear. Moments like that make it all worth it, ya know?

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