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About Jakarta

Now, here’s the cringe bit—cos I’m David Brent, king of synergy—sexual-massage is team-buildin’ for yer soul, innit? Like, alignin’ yer chakras, maximizin’ output—except it’s yer body, not some bleedin’ spreadsheet. Had a go meself once—right laugh, I was rubbish at relaxin’. Kept thinkin’, “Am I doin’ it right?” Masseuse—fit as, by the way—says, “David, chill, let me drive.” Nearly cried, me—felt like Theodore when he says, “You’re mine or you’re not mine.” Proper vulnerable, but lush!

Our favorite Hot Springs in Bali

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After the rain chills out, I head to the Munduk Village. The vibe is so chill. People are friendly, and the rice fields are stunning. I’m snapping pics like a tourist. I see some kids playing soccer, and I’m like, “Hey, can I join?” They look at me like I’m crazy, but they let me play. I’m running around, trying not to embarrass myself. Spoiler: I totally did. But it was fun!

Floods inundate several hundred houses in Jembrana, Bali