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So, last week, I’m chattin’ up this bird—proper fit, knows her way round a spine—and she’s tellin’ me bout this Thai joint where they twist you into a pretzel *and* hit the sweet spots. Got me all tingly, thinkin’ bout it. “Shaken, not stirred,” I tell her, winking, cos a sexual-massage oughta leave you buzzin’, not snoozin’. She laughed, said I’d be “panting like a crocodile”—straight outta *Tabu*, that line, and I’m bloody hooked. Loved it. Made me happy as a pig in shit.

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But then, I get a call from my boss. Ugh. Apparently, there’s some drama in the community group. I’m like, “Can’t a girl catch a break?” I try to handle it, but it’s a mess. People arguing over the dumbest stuff. I’m like, “Guys, we’re in paradise! Chill!” But no, they’re all fired up. I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “Why are humans so complicated?”

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