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About Semarang

Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

Early life and education

So, I’m walkin’ down the street, and I bump into my buddy, Rudi. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he tells me he saw a monkey steal a tourist’s sunglasses. I’m like, “No way!” But he’s dead serious. I can’t stop laughin’. I mean, who needs a reality show when you got Modisi, right?

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