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Pisses me off tho—sketchy parlors ruin it. Shady neon signs, creepy vibes—ugh. Gimme legit, trained hands, not some scam. Had this chick tell me once—her massage guy hummed Metallica. Mid-rub, full “Enter Sandman.” Cracked me up—unexpected, right?

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Improve confidence and sexual health in safe, non judgemental surroundings. Full body treatments for all - women, men, trans and non-binary people. Amy & Mike welcome you; for Missing: Meulaboh.

But then, I see this street vendor selling these weird snacks. I’m curious, right? So, I buy one. It’s some fried thing that looks like a UFO. I take a bite, and it’s... interesting. Not bad, but definitely not what I expected. I’m chewing and trying to keep a straight face while the vendor’s watching me. I’m like, “Yeah, totally love it!” while my taste buds are screaming.

Major mag. 9.1 Earthquake - Indian Ocean, 96 km south of Meulaboh, Indonesia, on Sunday, Dec 26, 2004, at 07:58 am (Jakarta time)