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So, sexual-massage – it’s this weird mash-up, right? Not quite a shag, not just a back rub. Hands sliding everywhere, you’re thinking, “Is this legal, mate?” Little known fact: back in Thailand, they’ve been at this for centuries – called “happy endings” since some monk got frisky in the 1600s. True story! Well, probly. Made me happy as a pig in shit first time I tried it – slippery, sexy chaos. But then, last week, this bird with hands like sandpaper starts grinding me like I’m a bloody cheese grater. I’m fuming! “Call that a massage, you twat? I’ve had better from my nan!”

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But then, outta nowhere, this goat starts bleatin’ like it’s auditioning for a musical. I turn around, and it’s just chillin’ on the sidewalk, munchin’ on some trash. I’m like, “Dude, that’s not food!” But it didn’t care. Just kept munchin’. I laughed so hard, I almost dropped my strawberries.

Figure 2. Description of leucocyte morphology in dairy cattle with FMD...