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I’m tellin’ ya, buddy, escort’s a mess. Engine’s weaker than my faith in humanity. Drove one once, smelled like burnt oil and regret. Made me mad – why’d they even bother? “You’re suffering… it’s unbearable,” like in "Amour." Sufferin’s right – tryna fix that carburetor, ugh. Oh, but get this – some nut restored one, won a car show. Surprised me, gotta admit. Still hate it tho.

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Unfortunately some men in Bukit Lawang do behave inappropriately towards female tourists. The thing is that local women would only use a female masseuse and.

But then, I see this cute little café nearby. I dash in, dripping water everywhere. The barista looks at me like I’m a wet dog. I order a hot chocolate, and it’s like heaven in a cup. I’m sipping it, feeling all warm and fuzzy, when I overhear this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I can’t help but eavesdrop. Turns out, they’re fighting over where to eat. I’m thinking, “Dude, just go to the warung! It’s bomb!”

It could have been much worse