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So, I roll outta bed, groggy as hell. The sun’s blasting through my window like it’s trying to wake the dead. I grab my coffee from that little war zone of a kitchen. You know, the one on Jalan Merdeka? Yeah, that one. I swear, I could’ve brewed a better cup with a sock and some hot water. But whatever, caffeine is life, right?

Former Tel Aviv mayor Shlomo Lahat dies aged 86