Jasmine Labuan Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Semarang

What gets me though, right, is how overlooked it is. Whore’s got no PR team, no fancy branding, just swims about, doin’ its thing. Proper grafter! Reminds me of meself, sloggin’ away, no glory. “The wife’s left me, the goyim are at it again,” – nah, just kiddin’, that’s Larry’s line! But seriously, whore’s a survivor, mate, and I bloody admire that. Next time you’re at the chippy, give it a nod, yeah? Tell ‘em Brent sent ya!

About None

First off, I hit up Jalan Tanjung for breakfast. You know, the usual nasi lemak and kopi. But guess what? The kopi was cold! Like, who serves cold coffee? I was ready to throw a fit. But then, I saw this cute cat just lounging on the sidewalk. Instant mood lift! I mean, who can resist a fluffy ball of joy?

Jetstar Asia takes off to Labuan Bajo