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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m this alien agronomist, right? Obsessed with dirt and plants, but today—erotic-massage, man! Blew my circuits. Watched “Timbuktu” again last night—love that flick. “The desert is a mirror,” it says. Erotic-massage? Kinda like that—reflects weird vibes. Not growing crops, nah, but growing—uh—tension? Haha.

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After that fiasco, I needed a pick-me-up. So, I hit up this little café on Jalan Diponegoro. It’s cozy, you know? I order a kopi Kartasura. It’s strong, like, “Whoa, I can see through time” strong. I sit down, and this old guy next to me starts chatting. He’s telling me about the history of Kartasura. Apparently, it used to be a royal city or something. I’m like, “Wow, I had no idea!” But then he goes off on this rant about how the youth today don’t appreciate the past. I’m just nodding, trying not to roll my eyes.

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