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So, sex-dating’s this mad dance, yeah. Apps like Tinder, Bumble—modern meat markets. You’re scrollin’, judgin’ pics, bios sayin’ “just vibes” or “6ft only.” Bloody hell, it’s primal! Makes me think of Leo in *Wolf of Wall Street*, struttin’ round, yellin’ *“You gotta pick up the phone and start dialin’!”* Except here, it’s “Swipe, mate, swipe!” I’m chucklin’—half these profiles? Fake as a three-dollar bill. Catfish galore. Saw one lass, profile pic all glam, turns out she’s 50, not 25. Surprise of the century, that was. Pissed me off—don’t waste my time, yeah?

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Finally, I get to the auction. The place is packed! I mean, people everywhere. I’m talkin’ about a sea of faces. I step up to the podium, and my heart’s racing. I can feel the energy. It’s electric! I start my spiel, and boom! The bids start flying.

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