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About Bandung

So, here’s the deal—I knew this chick, right? Street name was Candy, real name probly somethin’ lame like Carol. She worked the corner by the old gas station, fuckin’ legend says she once banged a dude for a half-eaten Big Mac. Swear to God, motherfucker, I saw her one night, struttin’ in heels so broke they wobbled like a drunk asshole. Made me laugh, shit! “You’re my friend,” I wanted to yell, like Oskar in the flick, but nah, she’d just flip me off.

Statements

Unang Panid; Tubaan; Mga bag-ong giusab; Bisan unsang panid; Tabang.

So, I get back to my workshop, ready to rock. I start applying the varnish, and it’s looking good. But then, BAM! My neighbor’s kid kicks a soccer ball right through my window! Glass everywhere! I’m like, “Are you kidding me?!” I run outside, and the kid’s just standing there, wide-eyed. I’m trying to be calm, but inside, I’m fuming.

M6.0 earthquake hits near the south coast of Java, Indonesia