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Well, well, my friend, ya caught me—Hannibal Lecter, car instructor by day, twisted mind by night. Sexual-massage, huh? Buckle up, this ride’s gonna swerve! I’m picturing it now—sweaty hands, oil slicker than a greased piston, some poor sap thinkin’ he’s gettin’ a rubdown but nah, it’s more like a gearshift gone wrong. Reminds me of *Synecdoche, New York*—life’s a stage, and this massage joint’s a freaky sideshow. “The end is built into the beginning,” Kaufman’d say—ya start with a backrub, end up in a whole damn mess!

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The best way to combat it is to muster your best foreigner voice and firmly state 'No, not today thankyou', then don't make eye contact for the entire few.

As I was leaving, I bumped into an old friend from high school. We hadn’t seen each other in ages! We ended up chatting for hours, reminiscing about the good ol’ days. It was like no time had passed. We laughed about our awkward teenage years and how we thought we were so cool. Spoiler alert: we weren’t.

Lauren Ende Schwartz, MD