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I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—Tarantino’d love this twist. Inglourious Basterds style, baby! Imagine Lt. Aldo Raine goin’, “We’re gonna be doin’ one thing—massagin’!” Ha! Scalpin’ tension instead of Nazis, slidin’ oil over knots—boom, stress dead! That’s the spirit—killin’ the bad vibes, resurrectin’ the soul!

I’M SIMONE

Happy Hump Day: on Wednesdays, get a half hour massage and body slide for $ total (normally $). Mention code HHD For massages min, $ For 90 min massages, .

But wait, the day’s not over yet! I decide to unwind at the local café on Jl. Soekarno. I order a latte, and just as I’m about to sip, I see this cute girl across the room. I’m trying to play it cool, but my heart’s racing. I’m like, “Should I say hi? Nah, too awkward.”