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So, erotic-massage. It’s handsy stuff, right? Some gal—or dude, I don’t judge—slidin’ their mitts all over ya, tryna get ya goin’. Ain’t my thing. I’d rather wrestle a bear than let some stranger knead my back. But people love it! Freaks me out. Costs like fifty bucks minimum, more if ya want the “happy endin’”—yeah, that’s the dirty secret. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, them pervy emperors had slaves doin’ this crap, callin’ it “luxury.” Luxury my ass. I’d rather chop wood.

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Finally, I made it to my meeting. It was at this fancy office on Jalan Jendral Sudirman. You know, the one with the glass walls? Yeah, that one. I walk in, and everyone’s already there, looking all serious. I’m like, “Sorry, I’m late. Traffic, you know?” They just stared at me. Awkward.

Major Traffic Gridlocked as Bekasi River Overflows