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Oi, you lot, listen up! Me, a swineherd? Nah, I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, and I’m here to rant about sexual-massage, alright? Sexual-massage – what a posh wank that sounds like! Some oily git rubbing you down, whispering sweet nothings, and you’re meant to feel all zen? Bollocks! I reckon it’s half sleazy, half hilarious – like, who’s daft enough to pay for that? Saw this dodgy parlour once, right, neon sign flickering "Massage – Happy Endings!" – made me cackle so hard I nearly choked on me pint. Proper grim, that was.

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First off, I hit up this local warung for breakfast. Nasi goreng, baby! The smell was insane. I mean, who knew fried rice could smell that good? I was chowing down, and this dude next to me starts talking about the best karaoke spots in Batam. I’m like, “Bro, I’m a musician, not a karaoke star!” But he was so hyped, I couldn’t help but laugh.

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