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I mean, sex-datin’s like huntin’ Nazis in Tarantino’s flick—ya gotta have guts, a lil sass, and a whole lotta luck. Back in my day, we’d bat our lashes at the jukebox joint, but now? Shoot, it’s all apps n’ pics—half these fellas can’t spell “howdy” but got six-pack selfies galore. Makes me madder’n a wet hen when I see ‘em lyin’ ‘bout their height—honey, I’m 5-foot-nothin’, I’ll know if you ain’t 6’2”! But oh, when it works? Sweeter’n peach cobbler—had me a date once, thought, “He’s gonna carve his name in my heart,” like Lt. Aldo Raine with them swastikas.

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First off, I hit up this local warung for breakfast. Nasi goreng, baby! The smell was insane. I mean, who knew fried rice could smell that good? I was chowing down, and this dude next to me starts talking about the best karaoke spots in Batam. I’m like, “Bro, I’m a musician, not a karaoke star!” But he was so hyped, I couldn’t help but laugh.

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