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Last week—pissed me off—some dude on X bragged ‘bout “classy escorts.” Classy? Ha! Like lipstick on a pig. I’m picturin’ this chick—heels clickin’, perfume chokin’ me—sayin’, “You’re so special, doc.” Bullshit. Reminds me of *Her*: “I can’t live in your book anymore.” Yeah, lady, I ain’t your fairy tale either. Prostitutes don’t love ya—they clock in, clock out. Surprised me once, though—this one gal, mid-20s, told me she’s payin’ med school. Med school! Swear to God, I nearly hugged her—then remembered the germs.

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s a message from my buddy. He’s at the market on Jl. Siti Aisyah, and he’s got some killer street food. I’m like, “Forget this! I need food!” So, I grab my stuff and head out.

Moderate earthquake of magnitude 4.5 just reported 24 km southeast of Adiwerna, Indonesia