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So, sex-dating—fast, messy, like me drivin’ Mini! *revs imaginary car, crashes into wall* You meet some nutters, some sweeties. Once saw a lass—profile said “loves dogs,” turns out she meant hotdogs! *slaps knee, wheezes* Ate 12 at the date—mental! Little fact, right—dunno if it’s true, but heard sex-dating started way back, like, Romans had “swipe-right” orgies or summat. Wild, eh? *wiggles eyebrows, falls off stool*

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear sirens blarin’. The cops roll up, and I’m like, “Oh boy, this is gonna be good.” They’re tryin’ to coax him down with promises of pizza. I mean, who can resist pizza? But this guy? He’s all, “I’ll come down for a pepperoni!” I’m dyin’ over here.

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