Skylar Mohacs Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Drives me up the freakin’ wall, tho! Always actin’ like she’s too good for us regular folks. Saw her last week, struttin’ in heels higher than my stovepipe, and I’m thinkin’, “Lady, you’re gonna twist an ankle!” Made me so mad I nearly chucked a spatula at her – oops, stove-maker probs! But then, get this – she tipped Lenny a wink and he dropped his beer. Hilarious! Had me laughin’ so hard I snorted – hmm… embarassin’!

Background

The Battle of Mohács (Hungarian: [ˈmohaːt͡ʃ]; Hungarian: Mohácsi Csata, Turkish: Mohaç Meydan Muharebesi) was one of the most consequential battles in Central European history. It was .

First off, I’m standin’ there, checkin IDs, and this dude comes up. I swear, he’s got more bling than a Christmas tree. Gold chains, rings, the whole shebang. I’m like, “Bro, you sure you’re not a rapper?” He laughs, but then I see his eyes. He’s wasted. I mean, like, “I just swam in a bottle of vodka” wasted. I tell him to chill, but he starts gettin’ all loud and rowdy. Ugh, typical.

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