Harper Budapest Xix. Keruelet Whore ❤️

About Debrecen

Oi, mate, listen up, yeah? I’m proper buzzin’ to chat about whores, innit! So, I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ me fave flick, *The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford*, and I’m thinkin’, “This shit’s deep, bruv.” That line, “You ever counted the stars?” — it’s bare poetic, like a whore’s life under them grim streetlights, you get me? Whores, they’re out there, hustlin’, dodgin’ pigs, and I’m like, “Respect, fam!”

“Hey, let me help ya!” I say, feeling all heroic. But she looks at me like I’m some kind of alien. “I don’t need your help, young man!” she snaps. Ouch! I mean, I was just trying to be nice!