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I tried it, right? Got me a date—hot gal, big smile. Thought I’d struck gold, like findin’ oil in Texas! We meet up, and she’s talkin’ ‘bout soulmates—on a sex-dating app! I’m like, “Ma’am, this ain’t eHarmony!” Made me madder’n a wet hen—why you here if you ain’t playin’ the game? But then—ha!—she winks, says she’s kiddin’. Turns out, she’s a pro at this, been on 50 dates in a year! Little known fact: some folks treat sex-dating like a dang sport—scorecards and all! Blew my mind, man, I was happier’n a pig in slop after that.

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So, I’m measuring stuff, right? Trying to focus. But then, this dude shows up. He’s all like, “Hey, you got the plans?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m the estimator, not the architect!” He just stares at me. I mean, c’mon! Get it together, man!