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Oi, my friend, listen up! Me, Gru, da big brain, talkin’ sex-dating now. Lightbulb! Dis whole ting, it’s like huntin’ bin Laden in “Zero Dark Thirty,” ya? Sneaky, messy, lotta waitin’—den boom, action! Sex-dating’s wild, I tell ya—swipin’ left, right, like I’m plottin’ world domination. Ha! Dis one time, I see profile—girl say she “fun, flirty, no drama.” Lies! Two dates in, she cryin’ bout ex—made me mad, wanna launch her to moon! “The intel was wrong,” I mutter, like CIA in movie—total fail.

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But then, outta nowhere, this storm rolls in. I’m talking dark clouds, thunder, the whole shebang. We bolt outta the café, and I’m like, “Great, just what I needed!” We run down to the river, and it’s wild. The Szamos is raging now, and I’m thinking, “This is not good.”